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TheBardOfBlasphemy

Age/Gender: 29, Male
Location: Oz
Job: Street-bum wannabe

Music is the new religion. Amen.

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Score: 10
To eat my entire self

"what's for dessert?"

date: April 16, 2009

fuck, dude, i never know what to write in this box right here for your tracks. They seem to do my head over, every time.

i fuckin' love the way you manage to bring the "what the fruck?" factor in just about every song you do... in this case, it occurred around 0.26... what the?

sounds cool... keep it rockin.

April 16, 2009

Author's Response:

:D Thanks. I try to keep my songs as "What the fuck?" as possible :)

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Score: 10
Grave (old version)

"ha, wow, fuckin' mental!"

date: April 8, 2009

this was cool, and totally frikkin' spaz... in some ways reminded me of Fantomas but this was even more crazy than their gear. Great job!!!!

Really, really skillful display. Loved it!

April 8, 2009

Author's Response:

Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed my seizure music!

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Score: 8
Emasculate

"wow"

submission: Emasculate
date: April 8, 2009

there was some very fucking cool guitar work in there... but the mixing did not do you any justice. The drums really made the song buzz, digital clipping, i think. I don't know what you've got to mix it with, but if you can find a plug-in to do some compression, that would be my first fix.

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Score: 8
Imperfection 1.1

"solo was good"

submission: Imperfection 1.1
date: April 8, 2009

gravey1's done a good job on his review, i don't want to echo the things said there.

Vocals really would finish this one off... it's written fairly much in a verse-chorus-verse style structure so, without vocals, the riffs become repetetive. But with vocals, this structure is ideal.

April 9, 2009

Author's Response:

hmmmm... the bard speaks truth. i guess i really ought to find some halfway decent vocalist or other that lives near me.

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Score: 10
This Is Now!{cover}(eoc/dksde)

"haha... fucking nasty shit!!!"

date: March 26, 2009

crazy vox... they remind me in some ways of Shagrath's style... there's just this element of "grates on my ears" that's so sickeningly awesome.

it sounded, in parts, like there was digital clipping... can you pick that or are my headphones shitting themselves due to metallic awesomosity? need to find a way to compess, if so, or a better preamp if it's happening during recording.

great job, man, i was diggin' the mix of shrieks and growls, like always from you :D

March 27, 2009

Author's Response:

hmm I can't really pick up on it dude o: but thanks for the sweet review!

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Score: 10
Titanium Assault

"oh, sweet bloated mother of all things unholy..."

submission: Titanium Assault
date: March 21, 2009

Dev, I was so fucking psyched when you asked me to be part of this... the speed and intensity of those riffs makes my jaw drop every time I hear it.

I can barely even explain what it was like, to add vox to metal when it was pumping so hard... it felt like everything under my skin was going to explode outwards... everything in my body was on 11 (spinal tap reference, dunno if you get it!)... it made me one step closer to understanding the philosophy put forth by the preachers of Satanism in the inner circle of the black metal scene: "all for greater power". Recording this was a total power trip.

You did great work with this, man... the unlord will earn fresh souls tonight D:

Metal!!!!!!!!!!!

March 21, 2009

Author's Response:

It would've been nothing without those assraping lyrics, my man. They're still my favourite thing in this whole song.

Fresh souls, fresh souls \m/

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Score: 10
Bleeding The Dead(EoC/ETR)

"wow, those growls!"

date: March 20, 2009

i'm revelling in the blasphemy of it... fucking evil, man!

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Score: 10
LunaticofGod'sCreation-Reich

"fuckin' sweeeeet"

date: March 19, 2009

great work fellas... guitar work was sharp, reich! bass was in my face! vox were killlller!

really, really nasty. good to see a new track from ya :D

March 22, 2009

Author's Response:

Deicide mofucka!

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Score: 10
Psyattica - Thirteen

"cool shit"

date: March 16, 2009

some rad riffage in there, man... very metal!

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Score: 10
Vaginal Metal

"warning - this metal may induce epileptic fits"

submission: Vaginal Metal
date: March 16, 2009

your style puts even Japanese TV to shame... the riffs and change-ups are never predictable, always frantic and over the top.

It's very creative and very fucking awesome.

March 16, 2009

Author's Response:

Thanks. If it were predictable it wouldn't be called vaginal metal :)

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