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TheBardOfBlasphemy

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hell

this is fuckin tight and mad and bad. I think you need to slap yourself on the cock and call it a day.

Or... just keep crankin out the tunes... this was fuckin shit hot!

what's for dessert?

fuck, dude, i never know what to write in this box right here for your tracks. They seem to do my head over, every time.

i fuckin' love the way you manage to bring the "what the fruck?" factor in just about every song you do... in this case, it occurred around 0.26... what the?

sounds cool... keep it rockin.

Fleshbag responds:

:D Thanks. I try to keep my songs as "What the fuck?" as possible :)

ha, wow, fuckin' mental!

this was cool, and totally frikkin' spaz... in some ways reminded me of Fantomas but this was even more crazy than their gear. Great job!!!!

Really, really skillful display. Loved it!

Kor-Rune responds:

Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed my seizure music!

wow

there was some very fucking cool guitar work in there... but the mixing did not do you any justice. The drums really made the song buzz, digital clipping, i think. I don't know what you've got to mix it with, but if you can find a plug-in to do some compression, that would be my first fix.

solo was good

gravey1's done a good job on his review, i don't want to echo the things said there.

Vocals really would finish this one off... it's written fairly much in a verse-chorus-verse style structure so, without vocals, the riffs become repetetive. But with vocals, this structure is ideal.

masterjiji responds:

hmmmm... the bard speaks truth. i guess i really ought to find some halfway decent vocalist or other that lives near me.

haha... fucking nasty shit!!!

crazy vox... they remind me in some ways of Shagrath's style... there's just this element of "grates on my ears" that's so sickeningly awesome.

it sounded, in parts, like there was digital clipping... can you pick that or are my headphones shitting themselves due to metallic awesomosity? need to find a way to compess, if so, or a better preamp if it's happening during recording.

great job, man, i was diggin' the mix of shrieks and growls, like always from you :D

ElfofChaos responds:

hmm I can't really pick up on it dude o: but thanks for the sweet review!

oh, sweet bloated mother of all things unholy...

Dev, I was so fucking psyched when you asked me to be part of this... the speed and intensity of those riffs makes my jaw drop every time I hear it.

I can barely even explain what it was like, to add vox to metal when it was pumping so hard... it felt like everything under my skin was going to explode outwards... everything in my body was on 11 (spinal tap reference, dunno if you get it!)... it made me one step closer to understanding the philosophy put forth by the preachers of Satanism in the inner circle of the black metal scene: "all for greater power". Recording this was a total power trip.

You did great work with this, man... the unlord will earn fresh souls tonight D:

Metal!!!!!!!!!!!

Devastus responds:

It would've been nothing without those assraping lyrics, my man. They're still my favourite thing in this whole song.

Fresh souls, fresh souls \m/

wow, those growls!

i'm revelling in the blasphemy of it... fucking evil, man!

fuckin' sweeeeet

great work fellas... guitar work was sharp, reich! bass was in my face! vox were killlller!

really, really nasty. good to see a new track from ya :D

Eternalreich responds:

Deicide mofucka!

cool shit

some rad riffage in there, man... very metal!

Music is the new religion. Amen.

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