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warning - this metal may induce epileptic fits

your style puts even Japanese TV to shame... the riffs and change-ups are never predictable, always frantic and over the top.

It's very creative and very fucking awesome.

Fleshbag responds:

Thanks. If it were predictable it wouldn't be called vaginal metal :)

very nice!

i'm interested to see/hear how the future versions turn out, along with the vox.

The riffs in this were technically very sick-arse dude. Loved the frikkin spaz breakdown halfway through when the drummer went bananas!

Check out my gear if you get a second... and stay metal \m/

this is fucking cool!

great metal riffs. quality is nasty as a rusty dagger up the arse but, in heavy metal, that's lofi sound is not always a bad thing.

mainly the cymbals are over-riding. If you can't get more mics into the mix your drummer either has to play them quiter, or try to dampen them a bit. It's a fucker of a thing, but you do need to work within your limits.

this is fucking ace man. Post more :D

it is fucking wicked...

the song, and that you're back submitting on the AP.

Yeah, the quality is a little crusty... but fuck man... some of the maddest, baddest metal albums of all time were lo-fi. The clipping is a bit off... easiest way to avoid is using a compressor somewhere in the audio chain before it gets near your sound card... but they're not that cheap!!!

ha, man, i've got awesome images of this lumberjack dude smashing the fuck out of those drums. He's got some skills.

Hail Satan! I enjoyed!

MindOverMatt responds:

Metal dude, thanks for the listen and the good advice. I;m on my way to check out your new tune now!
Matt

holy shit man \m/

normally, i just can't get past the tone of synth guitars.

I just about could with this one... the clean guitars i just about couldn't pick it. I think the speed of the drums and the wicked fills really helped me get over my synth-phobia. Your vox are the shit tho man... i fucking dig em... you need to hook up with a good thrash guitarist and make some mad shit.

good on ya!

Schleif responds:

haha, yeah i know what you mean man. ironicly i hate synth guitars as well. but i'm too fucking lazy to learn to play properly, haha. but i'm glad you like it man, thanks for checking \m/

good, spazo rhythms

i gotta be honest though... i do prefer "real guitars". Dunno what your situation is regarding ability to record/play guitars. You've certainly got composition sorted out!

still metal... still nice and evil. Good job.

masterjiji responds:

pleah. the GarageBand synths do suck fudge, but i ought to go soundpack-hunting.

wow

recording was a lot cleaner than the last couple of yours... and some sick riffage.

i prefer the dirty shit but this is just as good.

keep cranking 'em out, fella!

\m/

brutal shit!

it's good... i was into it.

could've been a bit longer but who gives a fuck.

it was real nasty :D

i'm with BMI

months... why months?

now, dammit! :D

this is sounding rad, mad and bad... looking forward to the real deal.

Eternalreich responds:

Lost the session and i have to record it all over again. WHHHHHYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

fuck yeah

brutal, in your face, flat-out metal! good shit man! I can see why you're getting shitty scores though... you're just too awesome for the AudioPortal XD

Keep cranking out that evil shit.

Fleshbag responds:

Fuck the scores! To see that somebody likes to hear this stuff is what matters. So thanks for the review, i'm recording some evil shit right now :)

Music is the new religion. Amen.

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