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Age/Gender: 29, Male
Location: Oz
Job: Street-bum wannabe

Music is the new religion. Amen.

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Score: 10
Nemesis.

"fucking brutal fucking song schlief fuck"

submission: Nemesis.
date: May 29, 2009

lot of f's in this one!

great intro... really creepy and evil... the build up with the drums was pretty damned epic.
lyrics were frikkin' twisted man... loved it! Great lines to finish on :D

all in all... one of your best efforts!

May 29, 2009

Author's Response:

thanks man, glad to hear that! yeah, i was aiming for somehing brutal and twisted - cause that's how i like it, haha. thanks alot for checking, my friend! keep rocking \m/

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Score: 10
Eater of Gods - Eternalreich

"hell yeah!"

date: May 13, 2009

it's liquid hydocarbon sex... it burns!!!

funkin' awesome to see you boys teaming up again... that pleases me mightily.

i really dig your speedy, melodic and skillful style of metal... the song was urgent and intense. Fat!!!

killer man... any plans for vox with this puppy?

May 13, 2009

Author's Response:

yeah vox for sure. matts got a concept in mind allready. keep ya posted on progress

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Score: 10
NS - Portal (Swobb style)

"we need more power Scotty!"

date: May 5, 2009

haha... hope that StarTrek reference isn't going to waste.

Hey, despite what Deathcalypse & Schlief said in regards to the power of your voice(which i basically agree with) i actually reckon you've got a good thing going on. You're mixing and getting the most out of your vox for where they are at this stage. The reverb over your vox is a good touch and reminds me a lot of a local aussie band, Armoured Angel (doesn't matter, you won't know 'em... they're obscure).

Keep it up!

May 5, 2009

Author's Response:

Haha thanks dude ;)

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Score: 10
Discipline

"i'm with BMI"

submission: Discipline
date: May 5, 2009

fucking <3 your vox man... never heard you "sing" before though... it was ok but i prefer your flat out growl... it's got a real Max Cav sound about it.

fucking epic song... good job!

ps. keep spamming man... i'm too lazy to check the AP all the time at the moment :D

May 5, 2009

Author's Response:

thanks for checking man! yeah, it's the first time i tried "singing" haha. guess it turned out pretty decent, though i prefer my ordinary style as well. thanks again, my friend \m/

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Score: 10
NS - Deceived (Swobb Style)

"getting there"

date: April 25, 2009

both schlief and dk84 have left some very good feedback... dunno if i need to add much.

yeah, the mic thing... i use a "large diaphragm condenser mic" they're really sensitive... i mean, i stand about an arm's length from the mic and am still sometimes too close. Using one of those really gets the true sound of your voice into the mix... look into it, they're not cheap and you generally need "phantom power" to run them.

like schlief said... there's glimpses of your "real" metal voice coming through... but often falls away to a sort of whisper. It will come in time... practise and a bit of pain. It's all good!

keep it up bro

April 26, 2009

Author's Response:

He, i would buy a new mic, buuuut, i just bought a £1700 drum kit so i'm not in very god shape to buy one, :P. My rock band mic will have to do for now :P.

Thanks \m/!

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Score: 10
NS - Forsaken Realm With Vox

"promising start"

date: April 21, 2009

Awesome track to pick, to add vox to... shadrock is a mean mo-fo and makes killer tracks.

Your vox are still developing but this was a good start. Just wanting to make bad-ass metal is enough for me. The main thing with the metal voice is to practise it whenever you can... i used to live on a farm and would just walk around doing it coz no-one was listening. It's the hardest thing, to find a good place to practise it every day.

Keep it up man!

April 22, 2009

Author's Response:

Thanks, yh shadrock is a beast :D!

Practicing, i do that in my computer room while alienating my parents, it's fun!
:P thanks dude!

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Score: 10
Accordion of Death

"hahahahaha"

submission: Accordion of Death
date: April 20, 2009

this is one of the funniest things to hit the AP metal section in ages.

i'm speechless XD

April 20, 2009

Author's Response:

haha, glad to hear that, man! thanks for checking \m/

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Score: 10
Curse of the Condemned.

"it's cool!"

date: April 17, 2009

slow, gritty... very headbang-worthy!

April 18, 2009

Author's Response:

Awesome!
Thanks for the review!
\m/

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Score: 10
Blackened Vendetta

"hey"

submission: Blackened Vendetta
date: April 17, 2009

this song kicks arse.

great guitar tone... and mixed pretty well. I didn't hear the old version so I can't say whether it's better or not, but this is great!

April 18, 2009

Author's Response:

Trust me, it's much better.
Thanks for the review!
\m/

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Score: 10
Vivec

"fucking evil, gritty and hellish"

submission: Vivec
date: April 16, 2009

my guess is, you won't get many fans here for this kind of depravity.

But for what it's worth, i fived it.

lyrics?

April 16, 2009

Author's Response:

Depravity? I wanted it to sound this way.

diSEMBOWELMENT worship to the MAX, n***a.

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