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TheBardOfBlasphemy

Age/Gender: 29, Male
Location: Oz
Job: Street-bum wannabe

Music is the new religion. Amen.

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3/20/08

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Exp. Points: 930 / 1,110
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Flash Reviews: 48
Music Reviews: 145
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Score: 10
You Cant Win

"holy crap... best game ever!!!"

submission: You Cant Win
date: August 30, 2008

yes, i tell no lies... i played this for hours... i was sure i could get to level 4 if only i practised more and honed my skills...

seriously though... how did you come across my song? were you looking for an alien style song for a game, or did you find my song and decide to make an alien style game???

cheers heaps for using my song in your game. This is a lot better than anything i could've made in flash... and this game, with some tweaking, could be a lot better. For starters, the aliens all need to be smoking crack pipes... or shooting up, or something. And there should be an orgy in there somewhere... maybe that's what happens in level 4. And lasers... anything with lasers on NewGrounds gets a score of 3 or more.

I'm totally frikkin' drunk and tired from playing a gig tonight so i'm sure i will regret all of this tomorrow... till then... does anyone want an orgy?

August 30, 2008

Author's Response:

Now there is one satisfied customer!

The game was just about circles till I randomly chose your song from the audio portal and my viewpoints on many controversial issues changed and I looked to the stars so to speak.

Level 4 does exist, it's far better than area 51... but just like the real area 51, you just don't get access by just showing up!

Levels 1-3 are pretty much designed to weed out the weak!

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Score: 8
Dress Up Game

"just another dress up game"

submission: Dress Up Game
date: August 29, 2008

but this one is actually pretty well done... i liked your drawing style and (as opposed to some of these) you actually got the layers organised pretty well so that the guy still looks ok with a heap of different elements added. Good use of alpha layers with the glasses and space helmet and so on... this was actually pretty cool!

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Score: 8
Monkey'n'bananas

"grafix are supercute!"

submission: Monkey'n'bananas
date: August 29, 2008

that little monkey is adorable!

yeah, good game... simple but infuriating if you're trying to get in the high score list... animations were high quality.

August 29, 2008

Author's Response:

The adorable little monkey asked me to greet you personally ;)

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Score: 10
People Are Strange (now)

"good job"

date: August 29, 2008

i really love that song and you've done it justice... your hard work paid off!

some creepy animations... the glowing eyed stalkers were great... it was all great!

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Score: 6
Maze Race

"it was ok..."

submission: Maze Race
date: August 29, 2008

but if there was one thing i would change, it would be the frikkin really really annoying blip noise every time you came to a wall... aaaagh!

other than that this was pretty much ok.

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Score: 7
The Necronomicon

"interesting"

submission: The Necronomicon
date: August 27, 2008

lots of quirky attack cards... i liked the way it delved into the HP universe... i'll play this again soon!

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Score: 7
Spåce Space Cattle

"quite good"

date: August 22, 2008

but to be awesome it needed true competition... this would be very good as a 2 player game (dunno how that would work though... 2 mice?) or at least having a computer herder...

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Score: 6
Mouse change tutorial

"not bad..."

date: August 22, 2008

yeah, i didn't know that... cheers!

but you should proof read (I think you wrote "acions" and I'm not sure the replay button worked... didn't for me anyhow.

um... maybe add a few of these together linked by a common menu... then you've got more content and possibly a higher score?

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Score: 7
Soccer Keep Up

"simple but good"

submission: Soccer Keep Up
date: August 20, 2008

it could have been better (maybe) with some kind of character who follows the mouse icon and headbutts the ball rather than just having the mouse icon but i enjoyed this...

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Score: 6
Rowbotz 0.5

"it's good, but..."

submission: Rowbotz 0.5
date: August 19, 2008

trailers etc kind of cheese me off... i'd rather see the first episode...

on that note, am I correct in interpreting that you've made a trailer for a series that is not yet made? if so... i guess we'll be waiting awhile.

besides that gripe/bitch/whine... the drawing was very good & slick... the animation was ok (although not a lot happened) but you obviously know your stuff.

looking forward to the series. hope the ideas & humour match the artwork.

August 19, 2008

Author's Response:

Correct, but I made this from scratch in just a week, but I just need a good story.

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