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Age/Gender: 29, Male
Location: Oz
Job: Street-bum wannabe

Music is the new religion. Amen.

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Score: 10
Boobs

"ahhh... boobies"

submission: Boobs
date: May 1, 2009

well, i had no idea this was here when i made my own "ode to boobies"... it totally out-boobifies my creation!

the man-boobs were horrific and yet they were the master touch... i cackled.

good job!

May 4, 2009

Author's Response:

Mate

I've checked yours too. Anything about boobs is a winner. FACT.

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Score: 0
Wormtongue Does A Dance

"ummmm..."

date: September 17, 2008

how many of these do you plan to make?

all you've done to change this from the dancing neville movie you recently posted is change the head.

September 17, 2008

Author's Response:

Also, the other five. This is the seventh.

lol

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Score: 5
Arrow Hero

"beta version?"

submission: Arrow Hero
date: September 13, 2008

this is a lot like guitar hero or those dance style games... you've got the main code working so why not add:

+cumulative score
+music
+background
+end goals
+highscore table

i liked it even without any of that... but that stuff will make this a lot better.

September 13, 2008

Author's Response:

Highscore is a possibility.

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Score: 10
Insurgo

"wow..."

submission: Insurgo
date: September 11, 2008

can't believe someone ripped this off and pretended they made it... hang on, this is NewGrounds.... yeah i can believe it. This game is great... really addictive for something so simple. Loved it!

September 16, 2008

Author's Response:

Thanks for the awesome score, I'm glad you enjoyed it (:

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Score: 8
- Dual -

"good one..."

submission: - Dual -
date: September 6, 2008

it was simple but effective... i enjoyed it! it's not as easy as i thought it would be :D

September 6, 2008

Author's Response:

Thanks! Try inverse mode, it's much harder

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Score: 10
You Cant Win

"holy crap... best game ever!!!"

submission: You Cant Win
date: August 30, 2008

yes, i tell no lies... i played this for hours... i was sure i could get to level 4 if only i practised more and honed my skills...

seriously though... how did you come across my song? were you looking for an alien style song for a game, or did you find my song and decide to make an alien style game???

cheers heaps for using my song in your game. This is a lot better than anything i could've made in flash... and this game, with some tweaking, could be a lot better. For starters, the aliens all need to be smoking crack pipes... or shooting up, or something. And there should be an orgy in there somewhere... maybe that's what happens in level 4. And lasers... anything with lasers on NewGrounds gets a score of 3 or more.

I'm totally frikkin' drunk and tired from playing a gig tonight so i'm sure i will regret all of this tomorrow... till then... does anyone want an orgy?

August 30, 2008

Author's Response:

Now there is one satisfied customer!

The game was just about circles till I randomly chose your song from the audio portal and my viewpoints on many controversial issues changed and I looked to the stars so to speak.

Level 4 does exist, it's far better than area 51... but just like the real area 51, you just don't get access by just showing up!

Levels 1-3 are pretty much designed to weed out the weak!

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Score: 8
Monkey'n'bananas

"grafix are supercute!"

submission: Monkey'n'bananas
date: August 29, 2008

that little monkey is adorable!

yeah, good game... simple but infuriating if you're trying to get in the high score list... animations were high quality.

August 29, 2008

Author's Response:

The adorable little monkey asked me to greet you personally ;)

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Score: 6
Rowbotz 0.5

"it's good, but..."

submission: Rowbotz 0.5
date: August 19, 2008

trailers etc kind of cheese me off... i'd rather see the first episode...

on that note, am I correct in interpreting that you've made a trailer for a series that is not yet made? if so... i guess we'll be waiting awhile.

besides that gripe/bitch/whine... the drawing was very good & slick... the animation was ok (although not a lot happened) but you obviously know your stuff.

looking forward to the series. hope the ideas & humour match the artwork.

August 19, 2008

Author's Response:

Correct, but I made this from scratch in just a week, but I just need a good story.

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Score: 10
Touch My Tetris

"that was awesome!"

submission: Touch My Tetris
date: August 14, 2008

great idea! you should consider making some more of these... there's so much potential! the animation was pretty slick and the humour was good. I loved the look on those creeped out tetrimonos shuddering in the corner.

August 15, 2008

Author's Response:

Thats a good suggestion, I'll keep it in mind. Thanks for your review bro :)

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Score: 5
Cliff of Sorrow

"ok fx"

submission: Cliff of Sorrow
date: August 14, 2008

the whole sunrise/sunset fx worked pretty well (although sunrise looked a bit yuk for some reason, the rest were quite well done)... but, yeah, not much happened i guess.

August 14, 2008

Author's Response:

sorry about the yuk sunrise i didnt know what color to make it

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