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Total Medals Earned: 20 (From 8 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 365 Points

Alkie Kong 2

Worship the Mighty Unlocked 4/24/09
5 Points
View the high scores.
Rick Rolled 5 Points View the entire end-game movie.
Six Pack 5 Points Find 6 bottles.
Great Listener 10 Points Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Beerbot Smash 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Boxed Up 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Code Breaker 25 Points Enter the super secret level code.
Great Defender 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Half Case 25 Points Find 12 Bottles.
Switch Off 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Vertigo 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Bat Crazy 50 Points Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Full Case 50 Points Find 24 bottles.
Olympian 50 Points Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Survivalist 50 Points Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Drunken Deity 100 Points Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)

Deliver That Fulp

Can't Concentrate Unlocked 4/17/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Filthy Hands Unlocked 4/17/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thats Disgusting! Unlocked 4/17/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're Too Slow! Unlocked 4/17/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Just Can't Wait Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Confuzzled Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Goodbye World Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hercules Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Play Again? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Speedy Delivery Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wrong Way Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's A Boy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
XYZZY Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/13 (40/155 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy

King Slime Unlocked 5/1/09
10 Points
Slay the giant slime.
Beholder 10 Points Slay the tentacle beast.
Defender 10 Points Slay the sentinel.
Mecha 10 Points Slay the giant robot.
Regice 10 Points Slay the Pokemanz.
Goku 50 Points Slay your undead god.
Warrior 50 Points Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Hero 100 Points Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Knight 100 Points Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Art Guy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Credits Guy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Chaos Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fail Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Owned Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Punching Bag Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Terrorist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I Like Swords Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pervert Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/18 (10/460 points)

In Utero

Supasperm Unlocked 5/8/09
25 Points
Beat the first level.
Impotent Unlocked 5/8/09
100 Points
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Preggerz Unlocked 5/8/09
100 Points
Beat the game.
Aborted 25 Points Kill the boss without dying.

Medals Earned: 3/4 (225/250 points)

Portal Defenders

Big Fuzzy Hug Unlocked 3/9/09
5 Points
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
BoM-nivore Unlocked 3/9/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Exasperated Unlocked 3/9/09
5 Points
View the game walkthrough.
First Blood Unlocked 3/9/09
5 Points
Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 3/9/09
5 Points
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Fishmonger Unlocked 3/9/09
10 Points
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid 10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
ZAMBONI 10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo 25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver 25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez! 25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Creditz Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Doer of Radical Wrong Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Juggler Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horde Fighter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/23 (35/540 points)

Stamper's Quest For Fags

Anti-Gravity Unlocked 5/8/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Going East Unlocked 5/8/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Heading West Unlocked 5/8/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Occasional Smoker 10 Points Score 50 points in easy mode.
2 pack-a-day 25 Points Score 50 points in medium mode.
Chain Smoker 50 Points Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Full-Time Addict 100 Points Score 100 points in nightmare mode.

Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/200 points)

super sweatshop mastar

1000 km Unlocked 4/24/09
25 Points
Go 1000 km for the mother land
5000 km 50 Points Go 5000 km for great power
10000 km 100 Points Go 10000 km to prove your loyalty

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

Tiananmen Square

Student Protestor Unlocked 5/8/09
10 Points
Complete Wave 1.

Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)