TheBardOfBlasphemy's Reviews

[Lego Movie 1 (2011)]

it's lacking a coherent storyline... your mom (?) is adding commentary in the middle of a movie... the constant flicking/zooming/thing was doing my head in... did I mention it lacked much coherence?

the banana thing was mildly amusing.

I wanted to blam this but you clearly put A BIT of work into it. Blamming should really be saved for absolute turdsicles. Put a bit more work into storyline, less blurry images, and jokes and your scores will improve.

TimandTodd responds:

Thanks for the input, man! When we made this, we didn't know the first thing about making movies. Luckily, we don't mainly do this, but instead, we make 2d animations.

[My Ride]

great job, man.

good twist at the end and funny throughout.

[Poop Ship Destroyer]

it's better than I could draw... but I was waiting for it to go somewhere and, uh, it didn't.

howbadaiuu responds:

If you are patient, the sloth will come

[Mastermind: World Conqueror]

yeah

this game is frikkin awesome... i shudder at the thought of how many more hours I have yet to spend trying to crack this thing.

[Amoebas]

ha... simple but great!

man, if NG wasn't blocked at school I would show this in my Biology class... it's very simple but has a LITTLE sci content and best of all it is fun and addictive.

[A Mini RPG v2]

bugs are bad, mmmkay?

when i clicked "instructions" it said "You lose"... or is that intentional? :P
when i clicked credits, it gave me the instructions... and page 2 told me "you win!"

yay!

[Planet Caravan - Cover]

Yes, man! You nailed it. To think that there was a clean voice hiding within that sludge-filled septic tank.

the only thing more i wanted was some trippy fx layers to complement this stoner track.

makes me want to dig out the old lps. Haven't listened to this in a fair while.

good job man!

GoreBastard responds:

Haha thanks man!
Yeah I wish I put some keyboards on it. I recently bought a cool midi keyboard but couldn't really find and cool sounds to use.

Thanks for listening man, more to come soon!

[The Hate Machine]

fucking masterpiece

wow dev your vocals have come a loooong way

that was insane man... everything about it was pure darkness \m/

your clean vox remind me of devin townsend... that's no small feat

but your growls are just off the tap... i fucking loved them!!! your voice has developed a lot of diversity... it fuckn rules!!!

music was kickarse! keep us posted about the EP eh???

[Exemption]

fucking awesome man

killer vox... who knew you had those in ya?!?!?!

I was totally surprised by the clean vox, they were pretty good, and your metal vox have come a long way.

great stuff!

Devastus responds:

Thanks man! The cleans are still underway, getting better at this every day (I'm already much better at them than I was when recording this :P). (whoa, a rhyme)

Be sure to be on the lookout for the next one, it's gonna be fucking violent!