As my blurb mentions... I've now got the equipment to make half-decent recordings of live drums. If you want some drums in your music and (like me) are sick of the fake-sound and the tedious process of programming drums then give us a buzz. I might be able to help you out. No promises though :P

This webpage is the centre of my world in terms of publishing works of creativity on the internet. If you take the time to look you will find the following media:

Music - My own songs fit into the unrealised genre of "crap-rock". There are several more songs in the final stages of production that will emerge here sooner or later.

Toons - This is a thread in the art forum devoted to my morbid stick figure toons. If your sense of humour tends towards the darker side then you might get a laugh out of them.

Demented Ravings - This is off site. I used to post some poetry/weird gear on a website, Darkpoetry.com. Knock yourself out.

Mothers Little Helper - This is the homepage of the band I play drums for. We play covers and can nail around fifty songs without too much drama. I keep the blog updated regularly. We posted a couple of songs up there now... plus a few mp3s of us abusing each other (we're all over 18 so it's practically legal).

To close proceedings... the following weblink takes you to a site built and run by another local South Aussie. I will not be held responsible for any mental retardation or other perversion of the faculties that results from prolonged exposure to this man's twisted genius. Check out thegoat.

Revel in the blasphemy of life!