The Bard is the author of psychedelic horror stories, mind-bent poetry, irreverent music, blasphemous cartoons and guttural vocals on death-metal projects.

You can check out his music in the Audio section of this profile. If the genre = heavy metal then that's a project he's added deathvox to. The other genres are him doing weird, retarded crap in front of a mic and calling it music.

The Bard is also a certified titty expert. He is working on new content under the pseudonym /u/the_boobologist and will be announcing Part 2 of the song, "The Titty Ditty" very soon.

Revel in the blasphemy of life!