TheBardOfBlasphemy's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Serpents Demise]

yeah you guys are mad bastards

and from oz eh? go the aussies (kickin' arse in the cricket!) are you guys getting many gigs etc? and where are you recording?

hey post some more it's good shit and don't stress about the scores - there's a vendetta against this kind of metal on NG!!! reviews are all that count :D

hey if you get a chance check my latest metal track I have a crack at metal vox when I find a song that suits me.

BloodGauntlet responds:

haha wellll im not one of those flat out 'aussie aussie uhh bloke' guys...infact i cant stand them. well were going to be recording nexxxt month at T&M in ballarat. we'll be giging in april, my friend offered us some openings for them = D. oh and thanks HEAPS for the 10!!

[Beneath The Headstone!]

haha totally crusty

but it gives us the idea

mad song pity you guys broke up.... drugs are bad mmmkay?

hey check out my latest metal track if you get a chance

BloodGauntlet responds:

hehehe yeahhh, drugs suck balls man. hahaha thanks for the 8 = P better than a 7 ;). ill definatly will check out your stuff very soon and get back to you on it.

[Yay -4]

great mix great riffs and well composed

do you guys have a vocalist?

this was very well played and the mix between hard and soft was cool

BloodGauntlet responds:

thanks heaps = ) yeah youll hear docky in Serpents. im glad you enjoied us = D

[NS - Holy Wars - Demo]

yeeeearrrr speed metal

had shades of early metallica i can't come up with a greater compliment than that... it's an awesome composition.

damn netty you really need to source some software that gives those guitars a more realistic tone... in terms of your composition your a giant but that slayer sound drags you down amongst the herd everytime.

have you looked into what's needed $$$ to go to the next level in terms of software or hardware? is there even a next level?

netty-swobb responds:

Haha thanks man, can't take the compliment about the compesition though, I forgot to mention in the comments that it's a megadeth cover. And I really don't know what I can do about the tone, this is just a rough mix, it will be better in the final version, but I don't know, any suggestions?

[Full Moon Rising]

freakin' awesome

great job man it's not easy to get a good balance between synths and guitar but you've nailed it :D

sorohanro responds:

MAN !!! you're the author of "The Titty Ditty" !!!
I LOVE it <3

[I: Foreword: Amycus Carrow]

heavy as an iron turd

guitars pretty gritty... you can definitely notice the better quality of your new rig... this is fat as a fat narly fucker eating a load of fat.

Jakisdead responds:

HAHAHA thank-you! XD
I'm glad you can notice the difference with the new stuff, it cost me quite a lot! XD

Thanks for the bad-ass reviews bro!

[Of Falsity and Whoredom [Vox]]

bullshit

fucking analwhore 0 bombers I give them a 0 for 0riginality.

as with another song just reviewed... i got an itch in my brain telling me the guitars need to fatten up. Can you hear what I'm on about or am I imagining/bitching/whining/cocksuckin g????

still rocks my socks

Jakisdead responds:

Thanks man, zero bombers suck ass but sadly it's something that we all have to deal with here on NG.

Once again, I'll have a play with the mix. These songs are far from finished yet!

[Cretaceous Beast [w/ Vocals]]

freakin' awesome skillz

but i felt the drums were a notch too high... guitars were wicked but just not prominent enough.

I'd really like to hear another version with the guitars cranked a few notches... I'd almost have a go at this one (vox).

Fuck those guitars rock. Drums great too. Just need to fix the mix (in my mind/ears)

Jakisdead responds:

Thanks for the review, man! I'm glad you like ti overall, I shall experiment with the mix a little more!

And be my guest with regards to vocals!

[When I Was a Kid 333]

haha that's some sick shit

hehehe... love the lyrics, man... nice and fucked up i had a big cheesy grin the whole way through :D

Dj-Dolly responds:

hahahaha
thanks man

[All We've Known]

your growls are fucking fat

like a fat fucker shoving his fat old fist into a bucket of fried chicken... i'm not sure about your screechy vox, though, sounds a bit throaty (watch out you don't fuck your vocal chords if you are "throating it") but it sounds heaps better when it's doubled with the growls.

lyrics are cool... your a demon, dude, metal poetry - i love it :D

sorry it took me so long to hook into this... i've been waaaayyy off channel.

MindOverMatt responds:

Thanks bro, hope you got my pm!