TheBardOfBlasphemy's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Arpegio Study No. 2 - Reich]

great job!

love your gear, reich... you've got some skills bro.

Eternalreich responds:

thanks dude. you can thank metaljonus for the sweet seven string i bought from him. I think it still has a little of his magical shred dust on it. It musta made my playing more awesome. Schecter Omen Diamond series. Pod X3 and adobe audition.

[xSLAMx]

shit man...

this is brutal... it's dirty, rough and gutsy. love your gear... wish you'd put your vox over it, that would've capped it off...

make some more!

hey, if you get the chance, check out my latest track "skullfucked"... you won't regret it.

jarrydn responds:

Cheers man ;D

Actually checked your track out a couple of weeks ago. Wicked recording, but the lyrics hit a bit too close to home for me, which does skew my opinion of it somewhat.

A couple of months ago I probably would have had a good chuckle though ;D

[Carnal Disseverment]

holy fuck-a-moley

that was pure evil... pure metal... brutal death. I loved it!

dunno how you guys have had so few listens/votes/etc... you need to get "out there"!

loved the vox & lyrics... loved the guitars... drums were good, pity they're programmed but I know all about the problems with recording drums... they can be a BITCH! Totally worth it once you've got the setup though. Oi, the end of this song is fucking disgusting and hilarious at the same time... I notice you didn't credit that sample... so was it a home made one? :P

Keep making metal and posting it... I wanna hear more!

5'd it... (4 votes) 4.56 / 5.00 (+ 0.24)

hey, check out my latest track... after listening to this, i think you should dig it.

jbotsd responds:

hahah cheers for the review dude and thanks for you input it was very much appreciated

uhh yes the sample at the end

i ripped it from an old video from ogrish of some dude getting his throat cut out. . .

nothing better than something as brutal as that

stay metal cunt

\m/

[You Enjoy Eating Shit]

crusty like satan's arsehole

which is a good thing... don't get me wrong!

it kind of reminded me of metallica/sepultura in their formative days... real crusty technical speed metal... just total focus on the riffs. Good job... i liked it!

check my latest out if you have a chance...

*hi-5* 4.14 / 5.00 (+ 0.076)

Casualty responds:

I'll check it out right now! Thanks for the support!

[Arctic Combustion]

holy crap, batman!

bizarre time signatures get me horny... this was fukn great! it blew my mind and kept me interested from start to end...

so are most of your tracks like this? if this is your new direction "heavier and fuller" then i say keep walking down that track... the devil is waiting for you down there somewhere!

*hi-5* 4.43 / 5.00 (+ 0.12)

oi, check out my latest track if you have a minute :D

PenguinBomb responds:

haha thanks mang, <3 time sigs, and yeah, pretty much all my songs screw around with weird stuffs like that, but maintain a certain level of groovitude. and I just might check out your latest track :) :P

[Back from the Dead]

i like your balls...

this is frikkin' fat man... fat stack gimme a heart attack or just a skanky crack...

awesome tone and tight riffs.... i guess the only thing it really lacks is a blistering lead cutting through every now and then, eh?

looking forward to more, fella. hey check out my latest if you have a minute.

pitchblak responds:

Hey bro, thanx for the kick ass score and review, Glad ya dig my shit. I will make a note to go and check out your shit.

[Grind It (Metal)]

grrrrrrind it!!!!

this fucking owns the AP... you keep on surprising me dude... frikkin' awesome. I agree with Twighlight below... the new tone is top-notch... really tight and crisp.

"born again... with snake eyes... becoming... god-sized"

5'd it... 4.45 / 5.00 (+ 0.024)

FarCryDX responds:

Thanks bro. Means alot coming from the number one vocalist on NG. Haha

[The Vital Scourge]

shit yeah

blistering, very technical... drums are great! well done!

let me know how the vox come along... this song deserved some high quality growls. PM me when the new version is out eh?

MindOverMatt responds:

Hell yeah man! Thanks for the 10! Bad Man Incorporated has just layed down some EVIL vox for this one. It sounds killer man. Also, he layed down a solo towards the end of the track. Check it out! Thanks for listening. Metal
Matt

[Gift of the Creator - Monolith]

gutsy!

good track... the hi-hat totally drowns out the rest though... but I've read the into & understand you can't fix it now...

man, you guys can play!

check out my latest if you get the chance :D

Eternalreich responds:

yeah it drowns it out pretty bad. What were we thinking. oh well thanks for seeing though it.

[BackingTrackfromhell-Mj]

yessssss...

blistering riffs bro... good shit! loved that break at 1.00... the phase pulled my brain a little to one side now it's leakin' out my ear.

and the speed of that middle section (somewhere around 1.30) was awe-inspiring.

check out my latest if you get a chance... not metal though! :D

Metaljonus responds:

Thanks! I'll check out your song.