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TheBardOfBlasphemy

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solo was good

gravey1's done a good job on his review, i don't want to echo the things said there.

Vocals really would finish this one off... it's written fairly much in a verse-chorus-verse style structure so, without vocals, the riffs become repetetive. But with vocals, this structure is ideal.

masterjiji responds:

hmmmm... the bard speaks truth. i guess i really ought to find some halfway decent vocalist or other that lives near me.

haha... fucking nasty shit!!!

crazy vox... they remind me in some ways of Shagrath's style... there's just this element of "grates on my ears" that's so sickeningly awesome.

it sounded, in parts, like there was digital clipping... can you pick that or are my headphones shitting themselves due to metallic awesomosity? need to find a way to compess, if so, or a better preamp if it's happening during recording.

great job, man, i was diggin' the mix of shrieks and growls, like always from you :D

ElfofChaos responds:

hmm I can't really pick up on it dude o: but thanks for the sweet review!

oh, sweet bloated mother of all things unholy...

Dev, I was so fucking psyched when you asked me to be part of this... the speed and intensity of those riffs makes my jaw drop every time I hear it.

I can barely even explain what it was like, to add vox to metal when it was pumping so hard... it felt like everything under my skin was going to explode outwards... everything in my body was on 11 (spinal tap reference, dunno if you get it!)... it made me one step closer to understanding the philosophy put forth by the preachers of Satanism in the inner circle of the black metal scene: "all for greater power". Recording this was a total power trip.

You did great work with this, man... the unlord will earn fresh souls tonight D:

Metal!!!!!!!!!!!

Devastus responds:

It would've been nothing without those assraping lyrics, my man. They're still my favourite thing in this whole song.

Fresh souls, fresh souls \m/

fuckin' sweeeeet

great work fellas... guitar work was sharp, reich! bass was in my face! vox were killlller!

really, really nasty. good to see a new track from ya :D

Eternalreich responds:

Deicide mofucka!

warning - this metal may induce epileptic fits

your style puts even Japanese TV to shame... the riffs and change-ups are never predictable, always frantic and over the top.

It's very creative and very fucking awesome.

Fleshbag responds:

Thanks. If it were predictable it wouldn't be called vaginal metal :)

it is fucking wicked...

the song, and that you're back submitting on the AP.

Yeah, the quality is a little crusty... but fuck man... some of the maddest, baddest metal albums of all time were lo-fi. The clipping is a bit off... easiest way to avoid is using a compressor somewhere in the audio chain before it gets near your sound card... but they're not that cheap!!!

ha, man, i've got awesome images of this lumberjack dude smashing the fuck out of those drums. He's got some skills.

Hail Satan! I enjoyed!

MindOverMatt responds:

Metal dude, thanks for the listen and the good advice. I;m on my way to check out your new tune now!
Matt

holy shit man \m/

normally, i just can't get past the tone of synth guitars.

I just about could with this one... the clean guitars i just about couldn't pick it. I think the speed of the drums and the wicked fills really helped me get over my synth-phobia. Your vox are the shit tho man... i fucking dig em... you need to hook up with a good thrash guitarist and make some mad shit.

good on ya!

Schleif responds:

haha, yeah i know what you mean man. ironicly i hate synth guitars as well. but i'm too fucking lazy to learn to play properly, haha. but i'm glad you like it man, thanks for checking \m/

good, spazo rhythms

i gotta be honest though... i do prefer "real guitars". Dunno what your situation is regarding ability to record/play guitars. You've certainly got composition sorted out!

still metal... still nice and evil. Good job.

masterjiji responds:

pleah. the GarageBand synths do suck fudge, but i ought to go soundpack-hunting.

i'm with BMI

months... why months?

now, dammit! :D

this is sounding rad, mad and bad... looking forward to the real deal.

Eternalreich responds:

Lost the session and i have to record it all over again. WHHHHHYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

fuck yeah

brutal, in your face, flat-out metal! good shit man! I can see why you're getting shitty scores though... you're just too awesome for the AudioPortal XD

Keep cranking out that evil shit.

Fleshbag responds:

Fuck the scores! To see that somebody likes to hear this stuff is what matters. So thanks for the review, i'm recording some evil shit right now :)

Music is the new religion. Amen.

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