TheBardOfBlasphemy's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Full Moon Rising]

freakin' awesome

great job man it's not easy to get a good balance between synths and guitar but you've nailed it :D

sorohanro responds:

MAN !!! you're the author of "The Titty Ditty" !!!
I LOVE it <3

[DarK Random 1]

killer tone

hey cmon man kick out the jams

i've always wanted to collab on one of yours and this new mix is sounding wicked!!!

i'm with jonus... double up the guitars left-right it's the only way to gain the Lvl20 +5 battle axe of fat-fuckery which decapitates all enemies of metal

[I: Foreword: Amycus Carrow]

heavy as an iron turd

guitars pretty gritty... you can definitely notice the better quality of your new rig... this is fat as a fat narly fucker eating a load of fat.

Jakisdead responds:

HAHAHA thank-you! XD
I'm glad you can notice the difference with the new stuff, it cost me quite a lot! XD

Thanks for the bad-ass reviews bro!

[Of Falsity and Whoredom [Vox]]

bullshit

fucking analwhore 0 bombers I give them a 0 for 0riginality.

as with another song just reviewed... i got an itch in my brain telling me the guitars need to fatten up. Can you hear what I'm on about or am I imagining/bitching/whining/cocksuckin g????

still rocks my socks

Jakisdead responds:

Thanks man, zero bombers suck ass but sadly it's something that we all have to deal with here on NG.

Once again, I'll have a play with the mix. These songs are far from finished yet!

[Cretaceous Beast [w/ Vocals]]

freakin' awesome skillz

but i felt the drums were a notch too high... guitars were wicked but just not prominent enough.

I'd really like to hear another version with the guitars cranked a few notches... I'd almost have a go at this one (vox).

Fuck those guitars rock. Drums great too. Just need to fix the mix (in my mind/ears)

Jakisdead responds:

Thanks for the review, man! I'm glad you like ti overall, I shall experiment with the mix a little more!

And be my guest with regards to vocals!

[When I Was a Kid 333]

haha that's some sick shit

hehehe... love the lyrics, man... nice and fucked up i had a big cheesy grin the whole way through :D

Dj-Dolly responds:

hahahaha
thanks man

[I'M BACK/Kill Somebody]

haha, that's pretty cool

this is not my style at all... i'm a metal-head through and through but I can appreciate your skills in this... it's got good rhythm, well recorded and mixed... good samples throughout... i didn't mind it (which is saying a lot!) :P

[All We've Known]

your growls are fucking fat

like a fat fucker shoving his fat old fist into a bucket of fried chicken... i'm not sure about your screechy vox, though, sounds a bit throaty (watch out you don't fuck your vocal chords if you are "throating it") but it sounds heaps better when it's doubled with the growls.

lyrics are cool... your a demon, dude, metal poetry - i love it :D

sorry it took me so long to hook into this... i've been waaaayyy off channel.

MindOverMatt responds:

Thanks bro, hope you got my pm!

[Summoner's Wrath bass/drums]

fucking love your fat arsed strings

yeah, this was cool... it was really easy to imagine how good it would sound, with some guitar o'er the top. Is Reich up for this?

drums were a bit cheesy but good enough to get the point.

damn i love hearing you walk your fingers up and down the fretboard.

funny how an acoustic bass can still sound metal. All in our dirty little heads D:

[Atlas w/ Vox]

sorry...

i just voted 5 on this which puts your score well into the "tall-poppy" range... the next vote will most likely be someone who cuts this back down to size :D

Current Score
4.21 / 5.00 (+ 0.055)

Oi are you doing vox these days? awesome work on the bass as always, man. Vox needed more power, in the mix but also in your delievery. I reckon you're still developing your metal voice. Fucking hell though, Matt, the lyrics were chilling. I really dug 'em. I'd love to have a crack at this, man... do a cover with your lyrics, your bass and my vox. What do you reckon?

Haha, hey, sorry it took so long to frikkin listen to this... i've been off channel bigtime. But I'm back now!!!