TheBardOfBlasphemy's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[TheRising-Metaljonus]

so much balls i need to eat a salad

fuck man... i've only just decided to come back to this place to learn you're leaving... that's gay as a bag of butterflies (damn faggot butterflies!)

this was shit-hot... and once again, not what I was expecting from you! Then again, I've been away for awhile.

I love this sort of metal... in a similar vein to Meshuggah etc etc really heavy, headbanging, and with insane guitar strum patterns & drumbeats.

This would be wicked fun to add vox to. I wouldn't say my vox are high quality, though... more like "nasty quality" D:

[The SexyWVox-Metaljonus]

ha, wow and holy fuck

never saw(heard) this side of your gear before, MJ... fucking brutal.

man you make metal worth listening to.

the drums were killer... guitar = maximus fuckyerimus... wahn did a great job on this too.

Jonus - we're gonna burn this whole fuckin' place down... melt this bitch of an AP down and use the remains to cast a bronze statue in your likeness dude... i believe it will appear to look like a giant bronze guitar-dildo or somesuch.

[Its Metal-(and needs vocals)]

very cool

great rhythms... very good to headbang to eh?

i felt like it lacked a bit of chunk in the guitar/bass feel of it.

I would pan those cymbals out a shitload... you don't want them to get in the road of any vocals that come along... all the cymbals seem to come from the same location... i reckon you should spread them around.

frikkin fretwork was supreme good gear

[Towards Dead End (C.O.B cover)]

awesome

i would like to see some of this skill going into your own originals... layering some chunky rhythm guitars and then adding melodic fingerpickin' over the top... you've got some impressive fingerwork on display here!!!

wilb0b responds:

I just love old C.O.B. and wanted to record it for once, its a great exercise for 2 guitarist to play along to

[I Don't Like The Direction...]

intro maybe needed something more

but i haven't checked out BMI's idea below.

once it kicked into the drums i was cheering

wilb0b responds:

his idea was really awesome, but I'm not sure if i want to continue in that direction, this is all for my BM band

[New Black Metal Band's 1stsong]

sound is very good!

sometimes through the song, though, I felt like it lacked a bit of direction. That may be partly due to lack of vox, though.

For example, I really liked at section around 1.50 where the frenetic guitars shifted into the big doomdoomdoomy guitar/choppy drum section, but in other parts it seemed to meander along. Once again, vocals could possibly change that alot.

Speaking of which, check my latest metal upload if you get the chance. My vox may suit some of your gear like this one.

wilb0b responds:

yeah my vocalist hasn't recorded anything/ i just heard his sing for this first time yesterday lol @ practice so I'm gunna get it recorded

[Ultimatum Sanctum (gtr Solos)]

save me jeebus...

...from the fiery fingers of the devil!

great fretwork, man... absolutely impressed and sold on your ability. I'm off to find one of your "serious projects" because i've already got a woody from this and who knows what's next :P

wilb0b responds:

lmao awesome man! I'm just shocked people actually listened to this

[(The) Man In Red]

hehehe

recording quality was a bit dodgy but sometimes that's ok in extreme forms of metal (such as this). I'd leave more constructive comments but I'm fried.

post some more dude, I'm interested to see what else you got, eh?

hey, check my latest if you get a minute, too... long live metal!!! \m/

Sylak responds:

Currently this is my only song, but I will post more if I make any. Thanks!

[NS - Flight 175]

good job, slut :P

lead gear around 1.50 on was most impressive!

I'll never really get over the synthy guitar sound but you do a good job of distracting me from how much i don't like it. There must be ways of improving the realism of those guitars... i'm sure there is and i'm sure it costs $$$, eh?

still, this was a cool track NS.

I'm back on channel and thanks for the PMs while I was away... check out my latest gear and keep rocking, dude :D

netty-swobb responds:

Thanks man, I have tried hard to improve the synthyness of the guitars. Right now I get slayer 2 and make it sound like a good sounding clean guitar the best I can, then I feed it through a JCM900 (Or something along those lines) guitar VST amp. I then export into adobe audition and mix and master it properly there. Personally I think I've done a good job but I really don't know how to make it bettter from there. I can record some real guitars and drums, i've got the gear, but I just cba haha. Oh well, thanks for checking anyways :)