TheBardOfBlasphemy's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sluge Metal Aggro]

yeeha!!

good shit man... nice riffs and good mix

loverdude1 responds:

Thanks for rating!
Tell your friends!

[Heavy [deathkllr84]]

nice and heavy

as always... :D

good job getting on the frontpage man!!! you deserve it!

deathkllr84 responds:

thanks man! I dig your stuff, it's great to hear this from you.

\m/

[Lkawfls]

nice and gutsy motherfucker

what's with the freakin' title? is that penguin code for "your mother is a walrus" or wtf?

yah, this rocks. I'm gonna listen to this one a few times. Loved that guitar-only bit in the middle... and everything. Kikass!

PenguinBomb responds:

lolz, I got the title by asking someone to hit their keyboard randomly and give me whatever they ended up typing.

Hail Satan!

[el superbastardo del fuego]

shit hot

that drum intro was killer and the riffs were great. Make some more!

DarKsidE555 responds:

Ima trying ma best but only if you put ur pantz back on! >:(

[Golden Fjord]

chunky as spew!

as always, your riffs have done my head in, over and through itself!

there are some good change-ups in this one... it's pretty catchy too.

PenguinBomb responds:

:D gotta love drop Bb tuning!

[Wunschliste]

brain spazmifying

had a Tool vibe in the middle there (1.30ish)... the mad time sig's are great as always... you pulled some really bizarre chords out for this one (i know next to nothing about guitar but the string combos sounded crazy) and the overall composition was nice.

it was cool...

PenguinBomb responds:

wo0t!

[Darkening Hell's Door]

ha... great!

i'm hi-5ing it... but I reckon the one thing missing was a bunch of spooky samples ripped from cheesy b-grade horror movies (some spoken word revealing a primordial horror... some chick screaming... footsteps walking faster and faster etc)... that would make it 10/10.

it really rocks even without the window-dressing i've just described... this was well composed and definitely creepy.

4.76 / 5.00 (+ 0.080)

masterjiji responds:

DAMNIT some f-head blammed it.

and thankies. the two loops i got this from sucked, but i like this thing. i am debating cutting off the first two sections and just making it like the theme for some halloween movie with the last section basically repeated. if ye has feedbacks, lets me knows, mkays?

[Obliterate (vox)]

i'm glad someone put vox on this one

i was just listening to it the other day and was thinking it deserved some. The vox style you used here was pretty good... it matches the rhythm pretty well...

my only criticism is the 10 minute thing... it does show a little that you didn't spend long writing them (the fact that the vox repeat for 3/4 of the song is a bit of a hint!) wheras the recording of them is fine. You've done a good job.

TwilightNecrosis responds:

I spent fives times as long as the song is to write the lyrics... that isn't good enough? =p
But seriously, I don't think taking more time would improve the lyrics any. Simple song, simple lyrics.
Have you ever heard the Hatebreed song 'Destroy Everything'? Yeah, kinda the same deal.
I do get what you're saying though, and if it were a more complex song, I would write more complex lyrics. But honestly, this song is about brutality and kicking ass. No need to elaborate a whole lot on that concept.
Thanks for taking the time to leave me a review, I appreciate it.
Metal! \m/

[Untitled[Beneath The Massacre]]

niiiice...

good tone... i reckon the quiet guitar at the start was just a little TOO quiet, though.... sure it was repetetive but the rhythm is killer and the guitars were sounding fat! good drum programming too.

i'm not familiar with this band as such so i can't comment on how well you covered it or anything... but i thought it was ace.

lol at the dick reviewer below... what a tool. hmmm... can i say that?

HappyHomicide responds:

Thanks alot dude! I really appreciate it!
the beginning is really quiet on purpose, the drums were just random, lol but thanks!

Ahhh I'm glad people like my shit! :D

[Deadly dicks]

heavy as a shit full of blood

fuckin loved it man... the sound quality is a little crusty but who gives a fuck - this rules. Are you doing vox for it?