TheBardOfBlasphemy's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[xSLAMx]

shit man...

this is brutal... it's dirty, rough and gutsy. love your gear... wish you'd put your vox over it, that would've capped it off...

make some more!

hey, if you get the chance, check out my latest track "skullfucked"... you won't regret it.

jarrydn responds:

Cheers man ;D

Actually checked your track out a couple of weeks ago. Wicked recording, but the lyrics hit a bit too close to home for me, which does skew my opinion of it somewhat.

A couple of months ago I probably would have had a good chuckle though ;D

[Flesh Eating Bacteria]

ha, great stuff!

i actually liked your vox... it has a strange Megadeath style to it... plus you're only 16 so it's still a work in progress... there's a lot of potential there!

guitar work was pretty well awesome... great riffs! great song!

hi-5'd it (didn't change the score much though!)

check out my latest metal track if you get the chance... you won't be disappointed.

[Carnal Disseverment]

holy fuck-a-moley

that was pure evil... pure metal... brutal death. I loved it!

dunno how you guys have had so few listens/votes/etc... you need to get "out there"!

loved the vox & lyrics... loved the guitars... drums were good, pity they're programmed but I know all about the problems with recording drums... they can be a BITCH! Totally worth it once you've got the setup though. Oi, the end of this song is fucking disgusting and hilarious at the same time... I notice you didn't credit that sample... so was it a home made one? :P

Keep making metal and posting it... I wanna hear more!

5'd it... (4 votes) 4.56 / 5.00 (+ 0.24)

hey, check out my latest track... after listening to this, i think you should dig it.

jbotsd responds:

hahah cheers for the review dude and thanks for you input it was very much appreciated

uhh yes the sample at the end

i ripped it from an old video from ogrish of some dude getting his throat cut out. . .

nothing better than something as brutal as that

stay metal cunt

\m/

[Oh! The Humanity! Demo]

fat-nastic

this is really good... some good variety in the rhythm and melody... drums also work pretty well to the guitar...

i'll second what was said below... needs an intro that does this song justice... and this will be killer once the vox kick in. Any takers yet?

check out my latest if you have the chance. I sometimes do vox collabs but I can't promise anything as I have a lot going on.

[Murder No Motive - Dreamt Died]

tight as fuck!

you've got your shit together that's for sure. very tight... well mixed... and everyone's pulling their weight in the band. If i get the chance, i'll check some of your other gear out.

on that note, have a listen to my latest track if you have the time :)

[Biology (Remade!)]

amusing...

is "chemistry" coming next? i thought it was ok but there's a couple of things that took away from this a bit... the super-impossibly-fast drums were just a bit too fast and impossible... plus the tempo of the vox was all over the place: you draw "Biology" right out but then rush through the "dead inside" (etc) parts... they could've been stretched out too to make this more like a doom metal vocal-line.
On the plus sides the mixing was pretty well done and the main guitar riffs were chunky and good.

check out my latest if you get the chance...

[First to Die]

uber-groove

good shit... kept me rockin' from start to end! this was really catchy with some great grooves and skilled guitar work.

i'll second the "repetitive drum" comment... the drums don't do this justice. That's why you only get 9! Get onto it and make some more kick arse metal!

5'd you anyway, hey? 14 votes, 4.38 / 5.00 (+ 0.059)

...and if you get the chance to, check out my latest post... but only if you like brutal in your face metal with spiky bits :D

[You Enjoy Eating Shit]

crusty like satan's arsehole

which is a good thing... don't get me wrong!

it kind of reminded me of metallica/sepultura in their formative days... real crusty technical speed metal... just total focus on the riffs. Good job... i liked it!

check my latest out if you have a chance...

*hi-5* 4.14 / 5.00 (+ 0.076)

Casualty responds:

I'll check it out right now! Thanks for the support!

[Arctic Combustion]

holy crap, batman!

bizarre time signatures get me horny... this was fukn great! it blew my mind and kept me interested from start to end...

so are most of your tracks like this? if this is your new direction "heavier and fuller" then i say keep walking down that track... the devil is waiting for you down there somewhere!

*hi-5* 4.43 / 5.00 (+ 0.12)

oi, check out my latest track if you have a minute :D

PenguinBomb responds:

haha thanks mang, <3 time sigs, and yeah, pretty much all my songs screw around with weird stuffs like that, but maintain a certain level of groovitude. and I just might check out your latest track :) :P