TheBardOfBlasphemy's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ooopium]

Muther Fuck!

THAT WAS HEAVY!

fucking heavy.... give me an update, a pm or something, when it's longer, stronger, twitching and throbbing. Seriously though, that was massive fat and I wanna hear more.

[Les Mortes Miserables]

heaviest fuckin' thing i ever heard D:

nah, not at all heavy... but it was fuckin' beautiful Matt. You give the 4-strings more soul than most 6-string twangers can muster which is a rare talent. This was hypnotic. I freakin' loved it.

MindOverMatt responds:

Bro, you are truly awesome! Thanks for the kind words. I'm glad you liked it man. Look forward to hopefully working with ya soon!
Matt

[SUNSHINE Metal!]

:O <- my mouth is wide open and catching flies

i think even satan would be creaming his pants listening to that ungodly shredding... you frikkin own the AP man... that was unbelievable... mindblowing! Fuck!

sorry I can't be any more coherent... but FUCK!!!!

[Folgers Coffee]

i laffed like a bitch XD

wow... the vox & instruments in the mix went way over the top and crackled like a fire... not great mixing but the whole thing was hilarious. It wasn't that crappy... some aspects were really good! Good riffs and breakdowns, but yeah, just stupid & funny.

Your vox in the "mellow" part (0.35 - 0.50) reminded me a lot of South Park. More funnyness. Good job man.

HappyHomicide responds:

haha yeah I like bass.... alot. strange that it over modded with the vocals... its definitely overmodulates... i'll remix it tomorrow. thanks about the mellow part. and also this song was done in like 1 day. Thanks for the kind words

[Desolate Ways - Morbid Angel]

great sound... great riffs!

i really loved the clear-as-glass tone on the guitar... it was bright and sounded awesome. Played well too, of course!

love your work dude!

Eternalreich responds:

Thanks a lot. This song was a long time goal of mine.

[Speed Metal Garage]

frikkin' rad man!!!!

your guitar work is pretty impressive! the sound quality has already been mentioned but it definitely needs attention.

this was rad man... make some more!

loverdude1 responds:

Thanks haha!

What do you specificly mean about the quality? What needs to be fixed? PM me and tell me.

I have some heavier metal coming soon.

[Narcistic Deathtrap]

fuck yeah

i'm with BMI... this guy can belt out some great vox and he sounds awesome with a fat metal track like this to yell at. Grr.

Great work fellas!

Eternalreich responds:

RAAAAAAAAAA!

[Arpegio Study No. 2 - Reich]

great job!

love your gear, reich... you've got some skills bro.

Eternalreich responds:

thanks dude. you can thank metaljonus for the sweet seven string i bought from him. I think it still has a little of his magical shred dust on it. It musta made my playing more awesome. Schecter Omen Diamond series. Pod X3 and adobe audition.

[Amputated Skull]

oh shit yes!

fuck i love it when some real metal makes it onto the Audio Portal... this rules!

loved the doomy guitars and your vox rip. the whole job is well played and put together.

Shit! you've made a heap of tracks... i'll have to check some more out later. If you get a chance, check out my latest metal track... you won't be disappointed :D

5'd and rising! 4.39 / 5.00 (+ 0.12)

[Believe (Instrumental)]

it's groovy... it's good...

it all fit together really nicely... the solo was sweet! well done. I'll have to check out the original...

hey, if you get the chance, check out my latest post for more metal ;)